“ Portia followed after, a smirk on her face, and Syc hissed as he passed.Donegan waited till they were gone, then swung round to Gracious."He hissed at me.""He hissed at you.""Should I hiss back?""It's… Derek Landy
“ Some people would say it's a bad idea to bring a fire-spider into a public library. Those people would probably be right, but it was better than leaving him alone in the house for nine hours straight.… Jim C. Hines
“ I hate Risk. I have for many years now. I hate that you still like Risk. I hate that you guilt me into playing with you because no one else will. I hate that you do the accents of the countries you’re… Colin Nissan
“ She'd been pounding her location and thoughts into a device that would send those things to virtually any human with Internet access and yet looking over her shoulder had been a violation of privacy. Stefan Bourque
“ When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T. Amy Hill Hearth
“ I once told him that the best way to break up a fight is to step between the two people and start singing ancient folk songs. But I’d never heard of anyone actually doing such a thing. David Levithan
“ While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will soon pass like a swallowed penny through one’s bowels.Painful change just takes time. Jessica Watts
“ K, boys, it’s shirts against skins. Lose ‘em,” Lucy said, pointing to the guys and ignoring Thad.“I beg your pardon?” Thad said, aghast.“Why do we have to be skins?” Josh complained.Lucy looked at Eri… Christine James
“ Antonio," Ash groaned, "you know I hate it when you eat at my desk." "I know," Antonio replied, "but I don't mind and so long as one of us is reasonable, I figured why not? Danielle James
“ All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. Tara Janzen
“ Oh for Christ sakes. Ay carrumba, chimichanga. I have no idea what you’re saying, but shut your pretty pie hole. Cristin Harber
“ Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.”D’Artagnan Bloodhawke D'Artagnan Bloodhawke
“ Mr. Morrow, IOI owns this network..." "Of course they do!" Morrow shouted gleefully. 'The own practically everything! Including you, pretty boy! I mean did they tattoo a UPC code on your ass when they… Ernest Cline
“ Well, I've got tomorrow morning off, so I thought I might spend that thinking about her. Basically, my plan is to maybe just romantically obsess over her but not really do anything about it. Christopher Shevlin
“ I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. Pawan Mishra
