Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies
Because dogs live in the present. Because dogs don't hold grudges. Because dogs let go of all their anger daily, hourly, and never let it fester. They absolve and forgive with each passing minute. Eve...
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.
Dogs are actually very smart, it's just that they're rather clumsy, but it's this trait that makes humans attracted to them and why I love dogs so much.
Walter had never liked cats. They'd seemed to him the sociopaths of the pet world, a species domesticated as an evil necessary for the control of rodents and subsequently fetishized the way unhappy co...
Thus went my first Court Day.I think I'm going to puke.
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One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers.
After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever!
Happiness is a warm puppy.
. . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do.
That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and never at all by somber worry; every day was a romp....
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
Harold's Bow and FoodBowl bowl bowl bowlFood food food foodThe miracle of the heavenly restaurantI mouth thisgreat dark sad eveningSuddenly they come for me in a limousineHow could I have believed I w...
As dogs return to their vomit, some men return to their wives.
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you prov...
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