The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.
Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.
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I am single because I am allergic for cursing words and bad table manners
Don't be afraid of marrying the right person even if they come from the wrong background.
An angel who makes you cry is better than a devil who makes you smile.
One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and heard this gem: 'Hey, Lydia. It's Sam. Just calling to say what's up. Gimme a ring when you get a...
One soul-mate is enough to face life's countless soul-enemies.
If you stand in the way of two people who were meant to be together, destiny's train will run you over.
My self-respect is my biggest cock block.
Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.
Love is the only rose whose thorn's prick is sweet.
If you can't ignore imperfections, then your imaginary ideal soulmate will always remain pending till you grow old and die.
He was good and then really good and then bad and then really bad, but since he was good I got lost in the thought that I could fix it.
Eternity is a long time, but only a day when you are in love.
The thought of being completely dependent disturbs people till the moment their eyes are opened to reality.
What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chap...
When presented with a member of the opposite sex, some of us get numbers and some of us throw up.
Maybe this was a male-female translation problem. I read an article once that said that when women have a conversation, they're communicating on five levels. They follow the conversation that they're...
It's proper netiquette to send a lot of messages to matches on internet dating websites. NetworkEtiquette.net
You get all these different cuts of meat cooking at once' he said. 'You've got your sausage, which cooks fast. You've got your big steak, which is your best cut, which takes some time, right? You got...