My dad would give me $10, which is a lot of money when you're 9, to sing at church, on tables at restaurants, at family functions, just about anywhere.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
(n.) Father; -- a word sometimes used by children.
I stopped loving my father a long time ago. What remained was the slavery to a pattern.
When you're nearing 35, going, 'Hey Dad, I can't make these payments,' just isn't cool.
My dad used to love Steely Dan, the Stones, Jethro Tull and all that. There was always Steely Dan going in my dad's car, but I remember The Royal Scam in particular because it has 'Kid Charlemagne' on...
I'm more like my father, personality-wise. But my mom and I get alone really well - obviously, because my mom and my dad get along so well.
My dad was always snoozing on the couch, like Dagwood Bumstead. He was a lazy motherfucker. God bless him. He was always working on some kind of get-rich-quick scheme. This is what my dad was like: I'...
My dad is a pilot so I think I was born with the travel bug.
To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off.
My little son, Atticus, desperately needs his dad and I haven't been there for him... and that's sad.
But my father was also the one who told me I needed to clean up my mouth or I'd never find a man. What's very important to him is manners. Show up on time. Always send thank-you letters. He is one of...
My dad has always been really helpful. He taught me that talent is a bonus, but persistence is what wins out.
When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.'
Many forms, sizes and colors, I think there are heroes in sports, in life... It would be cliche to say my dad, my granddad. I think I'm a fan of people who were brave, my aunt, my grandmother, those a...
When I was a teenager, my dad used to call me 'Hollywood' because I wore sunglasses all the time, even at night. Cue song.
My dad had a movie theater so I was there every night.
My mother is Italian and my dad's Irish. In my family, we're expressive. Nobody holds back.
I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad.
Growing up, my father was a financial analyst for an oil company. He was just a regular dad. And when I would say, 'Hey, come see my play,' he'd say, 'Sure.' He'd see one, 'Oh, good play' - you know,...
I'm worried because of my mother, she's going to see my performance and she's quite hard. She's going to see me naked. And my Dad, woah. Yeah, they're going to see me like a woman, you know?