“ Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air. Lois Greiman
“ Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10. Lois Greiman
“ The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts. Lois Greiman
“ Generally, men are superior in the areas of heavy lifting, where there's a past only by pachyderms and building cranes. Beyond that, I believe any right-thinking thinking will see that women have the… Lois Greiman
“ Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls. Lois Greiman
“ Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which. Lois Greiman
“ Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me. Lois Greiman
“ Some people say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. In actuality, you have to make an incision through his skin, both dermis and epidermis, then carefully sever and separate the sternum.… Lois Greiman
“ In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere. Lois Greiman
“ Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment. Lois Greiman
