Top Cats Quotes

On the other hand, I think cats have Asperger's. Like me, they're very smart. And like me, sometimes they simply need to be left alone.

If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.

And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.

I'm a sucker for curiosity's whims.Does that make me a cat person?

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

The realest of cats love with all of their being...

A cat is only technically an animal, being divine.

I am forever yearning for ice cream.And cats. Lots and lots of cats.

By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer.

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool of yourself in front a dog, he will make a fool of...

Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, 'Cat, come here.' He doesn't come to you unless you h...

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels.

I am going to confront the old-fashioned negative thinking which says that all government needs to do to generate growth is cut worker and environmental protections, cut taxes on the rich and stroke '...

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Clear clutter. Make space for you.

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferio...

There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.

Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient