I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes just so you don't have to go along.
I have everything I had twenty years ago only it's all a little bit lower.
I may be forty but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately there's never one around.
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