I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind begin to change places.
You know you are getting older when "happy hour" is a nap.
When she told me her age I believed her - why not? she hasn't changed her story for five years.
When I think of my dad as a little boy I tend to think of him in black and white.