Top Author Quotes

Miss, I'd gladly pay you to remove your clothes.

Though this child came in with nothing but excess baby fat, chemical brain waves, and mother and son bodily toxins on his legs, he had a fate fit for a modern day demigod.

Author Definition

(n.) The beginner, former, or first mover of anything; hence, the efficient cause of a thing; a creator; an originator.

(n.) One who composes or writes a book; a composer, as distinguished from an editor, translator, or compiler.

(n.) The editor of a periodical.

(n.) An informant.

(v. t.) To occasion; to originate.

(v. t.) To tell; to say; to declare.

Once you become a known writer, you will not have bad books anymore. You will only have less good books than the good ones.

So many people spend years (and money) studying to be doctors, lawyers, actors, dancers, business executives and scientists - when you're an author, you can be any of these things, and you don't need...

Even on the silent days, believe your ship will come.

A novel is a writer's rant disguised as entertainment...

I never talk back. I listen and always remember your every word, so come pen or mouse, never forget that I will treasure your thoughts forever. Yours truly, Paper.

In a job you trade your freedom and time for money.

You can't always control what happens to you but you can master how you react to it.

Education is liberation, knowledge is power.

Words raced thru his mind and his fingers ached to capture them all on paper.

Sometimes you have to walk through the fire, in order to reach your calling.

The day will always have some bit of weirdness in it like a piece of fruit with one bad spot. Spit it out as fast as u can and eat the rest!

For some reason, when people meet me and find out I'm a writer they always ask if I write children's books. Um... please don't let your kids read my books. Well, unless your kids are in their 30s or s...

He without inspiration and motivation exists no more in a world full of innovations and inventions!

Im happy to sit and be an ear to listen when the world gets wild but Id much prefer to watch the ways your eyes in sparkle in the midst of convincing me why you love the things you do. It gives me hop...

Sometimes, authors' descriptions of unique fictional characters are like mirrors that reflect the readers image back.

~Reading a book is like looking through a window!

Writers whose thoughts are expressed with clarity and precision are assumed by readers to be superficial. Where the meaning is obscured, then readers give more attention and consider the fruit of thei...

People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with character descriptions.