THERE HAVE BEEN five great kisses since 1642 B.C., when Saul and Delilah Korn's inadvertent discovery swept across Western civilization. (Before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of...
I must court her now,' said the Prince. 'Leave us alone for a minute.' He rode the white expertly down the hill. Buttercup had never seen such a giant beast. Or such a rider. 'I am your Prince and you...
I have loved you for several hours now, and every second, more.
I don't guess. I think. I ponder. I deduce. Then I decide. But I never guess.
Babe was candy.
Give the reader what they want, just not the way they expect it.
I write out of revenge.
You miserable vomitous mass,
Life isn't fair, Bill. We tell our children that it is, but it's a terrible thing to do. It's not only a lie, it's a cruel lie. Life is not fair, and it never has been, and it's never going to be.
Liar! Liar! shrieked suddenly from the now open trap door.Miracle Max whirled. Back, Witch-- he commanded.I'm not a witch, I'm your wife-- she was advancing on him now, an ancient tiny fury--and after...
It was only when the giant got halfway down the incline that he suddenly, happily, burst into flame and continued his trip saying, NO SURVIVORS, NO SURVIVORS! in a manner that could only indicate dead...
I'm not trying to make this a downer, understand. I mean, I really do think that love is the best thing inthe world, except for cough drops. But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life...
I mean if we even had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
I love you. Okay? Want it louder? I LOVE YOU. Spell it out, should I? I ell-oh-vee-ee why-oh-you. Want it backward? You love I.
You can never trust what you read.
Not so much wonderful as perfect, she replied. Kind of flawless. More or less magnificent. Without blemish. Rather on the ideal side. She looked at the Prince. Am I being helpful?I
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
It's not important, believe me; the past has a way of being past.
I mean, I really do think that love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's...
I have loved you for several hours now,
