So get a few laughs and do the best you can.
You may delay, but time will not.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.
I dread having to call the police, as I have no idea if they will send good cop, bad cop, lying cop, incompetent cop, aggressive cop, assaulting cop, corrupt cop, or the worst one of them all, the ter...
Most people do not realize that they are one car crash away from death.
Sticking to one person for a lifetime is not a waste of time or lack of better ones, it means you've found your place of eternity.
One of my astronomy managers used to tell me that liquid nitrogen was harmless and was just liquid air. He would pour it onto his bare hands to demonstrate how safe he thought it was. I was later to r...
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
A week is an eternity between lovers.