“ Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. Will Cuppy
“ Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people. Will Cuppy
“ A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them. Will Cuppy
“ If a cat does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. Will Cuppy
“ If an animal does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. Will Cuppy
“ I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country. Will Cuppy
“ Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. Will Cuppy
“ Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour. Will Cuppy
“ Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. Will Cuppy
“ Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same. Will Cuppy
“ Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island. Will Cuppy
“ Would it not be downright cruel to keep him in semi-captivity in a town or city, where the opportunities for wreaking havoc and destruction upon the landscape are necessarily so limited? In a word, is… Will Cuppy
