I wish I still had that photo.
If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
Really? Mister Sun said. You killed a man with the same knife you use to make brunch, and you’re suddenly squeamish about a hammer.
Murder increases happiness.
I stood there alone in the eerily silent streets of Las Vegas and listened to my penis cry.
By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
The future sneaks up on us. It leaks in through the small, ordinary things.
Straight people are so fucking weird.
Health Goth exercise leotard.
Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.
She outright murdered Clough with her eyes.
No more circuses.
I opened my eyes to see the rat taking a piss in my coffee mug. It
The two most dangerous things in the world are rich people and crazy people.
That’s what you should be worrying about. Idiots with all the money, plowing it into building a thing just because they can.
He'd always liked women who'd talk back to him just a little bit. Girls with balls were good. Women with an actual mind of their own who could prove him wrong in something were, of course, castrating...
Detective John Tallow, 1st Precinct.You, said Scarly. I hate you so much my dick is hard.
All people are scum. No matter what they look like.
The near future? Pop will go down into the tube station at midnight and have sex. Lots of sex. And all those genres I listed earlier? Every single year will generate a list of new genres like that. Th...
Now, he said, snapping the black blade open, we have destroyed the teeth, crushed the face, and obliterated the fingerprints. And we have not been caught. We can therefore proceed with the first stage...