I stood there alone in the eerily silent streets of Las Vegas and listened to my penis cry.
A black hole holds all the colors of the universe.
My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.
The happiness which brings enduring worth to life is not the superficial happiness that is dependent on circumstances. It is the happiness and contentment that fills the soul even in the midst of the...
I raised you so high that every other man on earth is now doomed to live in your shadow.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
Put down your stones. Why are you breaking the window when God has left the door wide open? If you are afraid, lover, follow me. I will guide the way.
Don't mistake activity with achievement.
I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
Her screams spiraled up into the night air