“ He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker. Vonnie Davis
“ She tugged on his hair. "I'll have you know I'm no weakling." He grinned and kissed her forehead. "No, it takes a strong woman to kill a truck. Vonnie Davis
“ Ice Man, his friends had called him. She'd give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad. Vonnie Davis
“ A smart woman knows when to listen to her man." Her man? "He is most definitely not my man. He's not my type." "Type? If he was any more your type, he'd have you sitting in his lap. Vonnie Davis
“ You always were the hot head. You got a temper in you that can't be tamed, yet you also got a soft spot for stray dogs, kids in trouble and damsels in distress. See why folks label you a complex conun… Vonnie Davis
“ Tell me to stop, Sugar, or I'm going to start a firestorm of emotion neither one of us will know how to handle." She smiled. "I've always loved storms." He jerked her face closer and her heart rate ki… Vonnie Davis
“ Her breathing hitched and his all but seized in his lungs for the want of her, the taste of her, the feel of her under his hands. His lips whispered against the curve of hers, where her cheek ended an… Vonnie Davis
“ He held his crotch, his knees bent and his kilt showing he wore nothing beneath it.She shuffled from one foot to the other as she stared at his Scottish bagpipe. Bet he could hit a lot of high notes w… Vonnie Davis
“ Months ago, he'd told Effie, grandmother to his eldest brother's wife, that he was too busy to find a woman. He went on to brag he was quite happy being alone. That the only way he'd even consider a w… Vonnie Davis
“ She placed her fingertips on her forehead as if trying to gather her thoughts on how to handle this unexpected scenario. "Do not run from a bear. Make yourself a large target and yell to scare the bea… Vonnie Davis
“ Quick! What aisle are the douches in? I've got three bitches at the beach cottage and they all stick to high heaven."... "You do carry Massengill, don't you? That's the best brand, according to my res… Vonnie Davis
“ Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease? Vonnie Davis
“ Och, my potion is boiling. I need to say good night and keep an eye on the pot. Ye canna overboil newt's eyeballs. Vonnie Davis
