Nothing can be sadder or more profound than to see a thousand things for the first and last time.
Most people do not realize that they are one car crash away from death.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
It is always healthy to be honest.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
Today is a beautiful day. Thank you!
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
Dreams become regrets when left in the mind, never planted in the soil of action.
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.