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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

Victor Borge

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

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About Victor Borge

Børge Rosenbaum (Yiddish: בורגע ראזענבוים; 3 January 1909 – 23 December 2000), known professionally as Victor Borge ( BOR-gə), was a Danish-American pianist and comedian who achieved great popularity in radio and television in both North America and Europe. His blend of music and comedy earned him the nicknames "The Clown Prince of Denmark", "The Unmelancholy Dane", and "The Great Dane".