“ London is speared by the tube map of fashion zone: zone one is classic-edgy, zone two is edgy-dowdy while the counties do a classic, edgy, dowdy hotch potch - epitomised so beautifully by Kate Moss. Tyne O'Connell
“ I had entered a world that no one with an evolved sense of joie de vivre would touch with a barge pole - it's called "Joining the Property Market" and it trumps war for stress! Tyne O'Connell
“ Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women whose commitment to luxury goods glazed over their eyes like a bad case of malaria. Tyne O'Connell
“ The Duke is worried you lack the fitness to walk up Bond Street. You’re generation lacks the drive. Tyne O'Connell
“ Clamboring over building detritus was not the lifestyle Karl Lagerfeld had in mind for this sweet little powder-blue suit. As he oversaw the hand stitching in his atelier he had probably imagined the… Tyne O'Connell
“ The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink’s shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets Tyne O'Connell
“ I suppose you’re young,’ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo Tyne O'Connell
“ Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems? Tyne O'Connell