Tim Ferriss Quote

My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

The boiling water that does not cool down only dries out!

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.

An intelligent woman is a goldmine! She has the ability to learn, reason and understand things better and faster than her contemporaries. She is competent, alert and can reason out stuffs easily.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.