Terry Pratchett Quotes

To be frank, I find religion rather offensive.

Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives.

Truly, he thought, the way of enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.

Usually he didn’t bother the gods, and he hoped the gods wouldn’t bother him. Life was quite complicated enough.

Verence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since it'd save trouble in the long run and probably be less painful.

Vimes had never mastered ambition. It was something that happened to other people.

Vimes' meeting with the Patrician ended as all such meetings did, with the guest going away in possession of an unfocused yet very nagging suspicion that he'd only just escaped with his life.

Vimes, listening with his mouth open, wondered why the hell it was that dwarfs believed that they had no religion and no priests. Being a dwarf was a religion. People went into the dark for the good o...

Voodoo is a very interesting religion for the whole family, even those members of it who are dead.

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN'T SAVED HIM?Yes! The sun would have risen just the same, yes?NOOh, come on. You can't expect me to believe that. It's an astronomical fact.THE SUN WOULD NOT HAVE R...

WITCHES ARE MATRILINEAL, said Death. THEY FIND IT MUCH EASIER TO CHANGE MEN THAN TO CHANGE NAMES.

We all have our funny little ways. Except me, obviously.

We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

We live and learn, or, perhaps more importantly we learn and live.

We play and are played and the best we can hope for is to do it with style.

We thought the fireworks were marvelous, said Mort. And I expect they'll soon be able to rebuild the outer wall.

We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index,' he said. 'Don't ask me how. Once upon a time a really powerful magic field must have been generated here, and we're feeling the after-effects.'Pre...

Welcome to , Moist said to himself. It's hope, turned inside out.

Well, I think, said Nobby, that when you rule out the impossible, whatever is left, however improbable, ain't worth hanging around for on a cold night wonderin' about when you could be getting on the...

Well, I’m sorry to have to tell you, sir, that your polar ice caps are below regulation size for a planet of this category, sir.