Well, I’m sorry to have to tell you, sir, that your polar ice caps are below regulation size for a planet of this category, sir.
Bellybuttons are our link with the past.
My belief is that communication is the best way to create strong relationships.
If you are on social media, and you are not learning, not laughing, not being inspired or not networking, then you are using it wrong.
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break:1. Stop stressing2. Stop worrying3. Give rest to the problems weighing you down4. Lighten up5. Forgive yourself6. Forgive others