Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
All witches who'd lived in her cottage were bookish types. They thought you could see life through books but you couldn't, the reason being that the words got in the way.
All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.
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A unicorn is nothing more than a big horse that comes to a point, anyway. Nothing to get so excited about.
A lot hinges on the fact that, in most circumstances, people are not allowed to hit you with a mallet. They put up all kinds of visible and invisible signs that say, 'Do not do this' in the hope that...
And the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.
Roland de Chumsfanleigh (it wasn't his fault).
Plants on the disc, while including the categories known commonly as annuals, which were sown this year to come up later this year, biennials, sown this year to grow next year, and perennials, sown th...
The queen appeared as innocent as one of those mountains which smoke a little, and then one day end up causing a whole civilization to become an art installation
But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich...
You'll see! We're going to the palace. Fetch Angua. We might need her. And bring the search warrant.
You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.
You were a wizard. What caused all that?I think it was probably an inexplicable phenomenon, said Windle. There’s a lot of them about, for some reason. I wish I knew why.
You see, evil alwys contains the seeds of its own destruction' said the angel said, 'It is ultimately negative, and therefore encompasses its downfall even at its moment of apparent triumph. No matter...
You made a choice, you get what you choose.
You get a wonderful view from the point of no return.
You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was, ‘But we’ve always done it this way.’ A million dead people can’t have been wrong, can they?
You couldn’t set out to be a good witch or a bad witch. It never worked for long. All you could try to be was a witch, as hard as you could.
You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.