Can I ask a question, sir? said Maurice, as Death turned to go.You May Not Get An Answer.I suppose there isn't a Big Cat in the Sky, is there?I'm Surprised At You, Maurice. Of Course There Are No Cat...
But then science is nothing but a series of questions that lead to more questions.
But most of all in the last couple of years I have been listening. As a journalist, I learned to listen. It is amazing how much people will tell you if you listen in the right way. Rob, my PA, says th...
But if it is true that the act of observing changes the thing which is observed (because of Quantum), it's even more true that it changes the observer.
Blessings be upon this house,' said Granny, but in a voice that suggested that if blessings needed to be taken away, she could do that, too.
BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU’VE GOT, IS THAT THE IDEA?That’s about the size of it, master. A good god line, that. Don’t give ’em too much and tell ’em to be happy with it. Jam tomorrow, see.THIS IS WRONG. D...
Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.
Anyway, if you stop tellin' people it's all sorted out afer they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.
Anything could make Wentworth sticky. Washed and dried and left in the middle of a clean floor for five minutes, Wentworth would be sticky. It didn't seem to come from anywhere. He just got sticky.
Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realize that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the demons. Using it for your own purposes would be l...
Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.
And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to beliving in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely gotyou invited to the very best social occasions.
And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch.And Tiffany had thought: Where's the evidence?
All witches who'd lived in her cottage were bookish types. They thought you could see life through books but you couldn't, the reason being that the words got in the way.
All things are defined by names. Change the name, and you change the thing.
All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha!BEWARE!!!!!Yrs Sincerely,The Opera Ghost
ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION. AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY. LORD, WILL YO...
A witch sees through things and around things. A witch sees farther than most, a witch sees things from the other side. A witch knows where she is, who she is and when she is ...
A month went by quickly. It didn't want to hang around.