She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person.
Sacharissa saw a movement. Boddony had pulled his axe out from under the bench. It was a traditional dwarf axe. One side was a pickaxe, for the extraction of interesting minerals, and the other side w...
Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.
People in chains had a tendency to look guilty.
One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.
On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.
Now if seen him, really there, really alive, it'd be in me like a fever. If I thought there was some god who really did care two hoots about people, who watched 'em like a father and cared for 'em li...
Not all questions are answered, commander, but fortunately some answers are questioned.
Nanny's philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as possible. It had never let her down.
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for.
Mr Horsefry was a youngish man, not simply running to fat but vaulting, leaping and diving towards obesity. He had acquired at thirty an impressive selection of chins, and now they wobbled with angry...
Just a minute, said Lobsang. Who you? Time has stopped, the world is given over to...fairy tales and monsters, and there's a walking around?Best kind of person to have, said Susan. We don't like sil...
It is now known to science that there are many more dimensions than the classical four. Scientists say that these don’t normally impinge on the world because the extra dimensions are very small and cu...
If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.
If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!
I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have amassed a large library; I dream of dangerous places.
I don’t know what to do, he said. No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do, said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. Been completely at a loss my whole life. He hesitated. I think it’s called bein...
I did start out in witchcraft to get boys, to tell you the truth.''Think I don't know that?''What did you start out to get, Esme?'Granny stopped, and looked up at the frosty sky and then down at the g...
I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST, said Death, BUT I CAN GIVE IT UP ANY TIME I LIKE.
He calculated the number of bricks in the wall, first in twos and then in tens and finally in sixteens. The numbers formed up and marched past his brain in terrified obedience. Division and multiplica...