Right!Right!You can get there!I can get there!You're a natural at counting to two!I'm a nat'ral at counting to two!If you can count to two, you can count to anything!If I can count to two, I can count...
Questions don't have to make sense, Vincent, said Miss Susan. But answers do.
Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.
It was always cheaper to build a new 33-MegaLith circle than upgrade an old slow one.
I know nothing about her. Just some books, and some stories she tried to tell me, and things I didn't understand, and I remember big red soft hands and that smell. I never knew who she really was. I m...
He had the kind of real deep tan that rich people spent ages trying to achieve with expensive holidays and bits of tinfoil, when really all you need to do to obtain one is work your arse off in the op...
Bandits and governments 'ave so much in common that they might be interchangeable anywhere in the world...
Anger is wonderful. It keeps you going. I'm angry about bankers. About the government.
Cats do not hunt seals. They would hunt them if they knew what seals and where to find them. But they do not know, so it's okay.
The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood immediately that the first thing to do was place t...
Vimes shook some lather off the blade. Hah! I bet they have. Tell me, Willikins, did you fight much when you were a kid? Were you in a gang or anything?I was privileged to belong to the Shamlegger Str...
There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.
Then the Dean repeated the mantra that has had such a marked effect on the progress of knowledge throughout the ages.Why don’t we just mix up absolutely everything and see what happens? he said.And Ri...
Personal’s not the same as important. People just think it is.
People couldn't become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.
Nothing’s louder than theend of a song that’s always been there.
No it's not! said Constable Visit. Atheism is a denial of a god.Therefore It Is A Religious Position, said Dorfl. Indeed, A True Atheist Thinks Of The Gods Constantly, Albeit In Terms of Denial. There...
It is well known that stone can think, because the whole of electronics is based on that fact, but in some universes men spend ages looking for other intelligences in the sky without once looking unde...
I'm not a lady, I'm a witch.
Bein’ a soldier is not hard. If it was, soldiers would not be able to do it.