DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
In action a great heart is the chief qualification. In work, a great head.
Begin, be bold, and venture to be wise.
I Am In Love With Myself, With My Heart.
If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Maybe we're just falling stars, we once danced in the same skyline looking down at the world. And we've fallen like all others, from near and far, we've gathered together, but separated by time and sp...
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...