“ She was supportive, didn’t pry or expect anything from me, and sensed when I needed my space. If she were a guy, I’d probably date her. Or, if I were a lesbian. And if she were a lesbian. I guess we’d… Temple West
“ Was starting to raise my hand in a thumbs-down gesture, so he said, “Okay, okay! If we don’t drink blood, we look really pale. Regardless of our ethnicity or geographic location or exposure to the sun… Temple West
“ You know how you get rid of tears?” I asked. He shook his head. “You find somebody you love and you hug them. Temple West
“ Just for the record, saying 'The surprise hasn't started yet' while pulling something out of your pants is super creepy. Temple West
