“ Wouldn't you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?'As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool pr… Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position? Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ And no matter what anybody says, I don't believe all this trouble started when women got the vote. As far as I'm concerned, it goddamn well got started when you taught each other how to read. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ In case you’re not bright enough to figure it out, there’s a real upside to having a sinner like me answer your phone. I lie, and your conscience stays clear. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ You're not having sex with him. I know these guys, and you don't. I'm trusting you with Claudia Reeshman. You need to trust me about Dean Robillard." She wouldn't let him off that easily. "You're look… Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ Damn it! Are you so stupid you don't know what I'm going to do to you?"Her eyes bore into his without flinching. "Are you so stupid you haven't figured out yet that it doesn't matter? Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ I love you guilty. It makes it easier for me to wrap you around my finger. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ He could deal with his guilt all by himself. Guilt didn't add up to love, an emotion she was done with forever. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ It was a bitch living with your old English teacher, especially when your old English teacher wasn’t old at all, and he had exactly the kind of body that most appealed to her, tall and lean, broad in… Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ The Cinderella story in reverse. I only wish there were ashes in the fireplace so I could order you to sweep them out. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ Who the hell is that?!Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your mother off to my brothers. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ When did my house turn into a hangout for every grossly overpaid, terminally pampered professional football player in northern Illinois?""We like it here," Jason said. "It reminds us of home.""Plus, n… Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working there to convince her pull out the banana-flavored one. Alth… Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren’t such a ballbuster. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ I’m not beautiful. My mother—”“I know. Your mother was a knockout, and you’re paper bag ugly... Sorry to upset all those cherished illusions of yours, but I don’t see it your way.”“That’s because you… Susan Elizabeth Phillips
