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Ew. Someone put the dog out, Rosalie murmured wrinkling her nose.Have you herd this one, Psycho?how do a blond's brain cells die?She didn't say anything.Well? I asked.Do you know the punch line or not?She looked pointedly at the TV and ignored me.Has she heard it? I asked Edward.No. He answered.Awesome. So you'll enjoy this, bloodsucker--a blond's brain cells die alone.

Stephenie Meyer

Ew. Someone put the dog out, Rosalie murmured wrinkling her nose.Have you herd this one, Psycho?how do a blond's brain cells die?She didn't say anything.Well? I asked.Do you know the punch line or not?She looked pointedly at the TV and ignored me.Has she heard it? I asked Edward.No. He answered.Awesome. So you'll enjoy this, bloodsucker--a blond's brain cells die alone.

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