He remembered lesson #76.5 from Man Decorum 101: Never tell a smart, pissed-off female what to do. Ask her. Nicely. Preferably with roses in hand.
Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Glory of the world makes life meaningless. Glory of God fulfills it.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
See the world for what it is.BEAUTIFUL!
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
Wherever Cool is, anyway, I missed it, and now I'm stuck observing these machinations or sex and status and dancing and parties and people sucking at each other under the bleacher seating like some ki...
The real dawah to Islam is the character of a Muslim.
And when the earth began to rumble and quake, as fear and frantic set in, he ran back inside the house past his wife and children, gathering all the valuables and things he thought of importance, and...
True love is not a hide and seek game: in true love, both lovers seek each other.