Stephanie Perkins Quote

Why didn't you guys dress up? Lindsey asks.We did. Calliope cracks her first smile. we're dressed as twins.Lindsey grins back. Hmm, I see it now. Fraternal or identical?You'd be surprised how many people ask, Cricket says.What do you tell them? Lindsey asks.That I have a penis.Oh God. My cheeks burn as they all burst into laughter. Think about something else, Dolores. ANYTHING else. Cucumbers, Bananas, Zucchini. AHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. I turn my face away from them as Calliope fakes a yakking sound.

Stephanie Perkins

Why didn't you guys dress up? Lindsey asks.We did. Calliope cracks her first smile. we're dressed as twins.Lindsey grins back. Hmm, I see it now. Fraternal or identical?You'd be surprised how many people ask, Cricket says.What do you tell them? Lindsey asks.That I have a penis.Oh God. My cheeks burn as they all burst into laughter. Think about something else, Dolores. ANYTHING else. Cucumbers, Bananas, Zucchini. AHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. I turn my face away from them as Calliope fakes a yakking sound.

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