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When lightning is obviously about to strike a certain tree, one must consider sitting under another.

Stanley Bing

When lightning is obviously about to strike a certain tree, one must consider sitting under another.

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About Stanley Bing

Gil Schwartz (May 20, 1951 – May 2, 2020), known by his pen name Stanley Bing, was an American business humorist and novelist. He wrote a column for Fortune magazine for more than twenty years after a decade at Esquire magazine. He was the author of thirteen books, including What Would Machiavelli Do? and The Curriculum, a satirical textbook for a business school that also offers lessons on the web. Schwartz was senior executive vice president of corporate communications and Chief Communications Officer for CBS.