Stanley Bing Quote

These are tough times, said the COO to each of them. And tough times call for hard solutions. Thank you for your contribution. Now get the fuck out of here. Actually, he didn’t say that precisely. But that’s precisely what he meant.

Stanley Bing

These are tough times, said the COO to each of them. And tough times call for hard solutions. Thank you for your contribution. Now get the fuck out of here. Actually, he didn’t say that precisely. But that’s precisely what he meant.

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About Stanley Bing

Gil Schwartz (May 20, 1951 – May 2, 2020), known by his pen name Stanley Bing, was an American business humorist and novelist. He wrote a column for Fortune magazine for more than twenty years after a decade at Esquire magazine. He was the author of thirteen books, including What Would Machiavelli Do? and The Curriculum, a satirical textbook for a business school that also offers lessons on the web. Schwartz was senior executive vice president of corporate communications and Chief Communications Officer for CBS.