Simone Elkeles Quote

My dad called the cops and told them I stole his car.I roll my eyes. Your old man put you in this hellhole? On purpose?He thought it would teach me a lesson.Yeah, I say. The lesson is that your old man’s an asshole. The dad should have taught his son how to dress better instead.My mom’ll bail me out.You sure?White Guy straightens. She’s a lawyer, and my dad’s done this before. A few times. I think to piss off my mom and get her attention. They’re divorced.I shake my head. White people.

Simone Elkeles

My dad called the cops and told them I stole his car.I roll my eyes. Your old man put you in this hellhole? On purpose?He thought it would teach me a lesson.Yeah, I say. The lesson is that your old man’s an asshole. The dad should have taught his son how to dress better instead.My mom’ll bail me out.You sure?White Guy straightens. She’s a lawyer, and my dad’s done this before. A few times. I think to piss off my mom and get her attention. They’re divorced.I shake my head. White people.

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About Simone Elkeles

Simone Elkeles (born April 24, 1970) is an American author known for the teen romance Perfect Chemistry trilogy and How To Ruin trilogy. She is a New York Times Bestselling young adult author. Simone has won the 2010 RITA Award for Best Young Adult Romance from the Romance Writers of America for her book Perfect Chemistry. The sequel to Perfect Chemistry, Rules of Attraction, appeared on USA Today Best Sellers List and The New York Times Best Sellers List.