Death itself does not frighten me; it is the jump I am afraid of.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.
If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
Life will be peaceful if you can fill your heart with an abundance of love.
Altitude sickness, unregulated drugs and medical gas enabled workers to become drug abusers/addicts
The happiness which brings enduring worth to life is not the superficial happiness that is dependent on circumstances. It is the happiness and contentment that fills the soul even in the midst of the...
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Its really hard to recall the day you became friends with special people.