“ Being well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which psychoanalysis is powerless to bestow. Sebastian Horsley
“ I didn't want to tell Mother I worked as a journalist. She thought I was a prostitute. Locking yourself in a room and inventing characters and conversations which do not exit is no way for a grown man… Sebastian Horsley
“ One of the many troubles of growing older is that it gets progressively harder to find a famous historical figure who hadn't yet amounted to anything by the time he was your age. Sebastian Horsley
“ We can't all be stars because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by. Sebastian Horsley