You know what the crummiest feeling you can have is? To hate the person you love the best in the world.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The truth no matter how hard it is to bear, must be accepted and confronted head on because it is real. Businesses and people who accept truth soar.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Love feeds on deception.
Use your youth to do something useful or unique or ultimate.
I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need.
Pick the day. Enjoy it - to the hilt. The day as it comes. People as they come... The past, I think, has helped me appreciate the present - and I don't want to spoil any of it by fretting about the fu...
Life is just a schoolroom with a glorious opportunity to prepare us for eternity.
The purpose of learning is not to give exams in class and forget about it, but to increase the knowledge until they possess an area of the earth for God almighty