“ Lace: Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire?Cal: Um, maybe? Scott Westerfeld
“ Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?Poisoned peanut butter.Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter. Scott Westerfeld
“ New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And I'm not talking about this past Easter. I'm talking about the last… Bill Maher
“ People only worry about the uncanny for about a week; that's the end of their attention span. After that, suspicions turn into shtick. Scott Westerfeld
“ It's amazing how quickly nature consumes human places after we turn our backs on them. Life is a hungry thing. Scott Westerfeld
“ Ring around the rosie.A pocket full of posie.Ashes ashes, we all fall down.Some people say that this poem is about the Black Death, the fourteenth-century plague that killed 100-million people...Sadly… Scott Westerfeld
