If there is a recurring theme in Garfield’s diaries it’s this: I’d rather be reading.
Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal.
The highway of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite.
There is no Situation in which Arms can get an Answer. Arms only ensure, that there would Never be an Answer.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom.
Use the wings of the flying Universe, Dream with open eyes; See in darkness.
Good design is good business.
I raised you so high that every other man on earth is now doomed to live in your shadow.
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
Don't hang out with people who are:UngratefulUnhelpfulUnrulyUnkindlyUnlovingUnambitiousUnmotivatedor make you feel...Uncomfortable