I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves — I’m going to
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.
Indeed, the acknowledgement of God is not synonymous with religion.
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
Children imitate their parents, employees their managers.
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
It is time to embrace mental health and substance use/abuse as illnesses. Addiction is a disease.