“ Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. Sam Ewing
“ When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood. Sam Ewing
“ Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all. Sam Ewing
“ When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day Sam Ewing
“ The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect. Sam Ewing
