The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
Horror is the removal of masks.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.