The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Horror is the removal of masks.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.