Writers should cut as close to the vein as possible. The readers don't want to be covered in your warm sticky blood, but they want to come as close to it as possible.
Better say gays are bad, or people might think I am gay.That's homophobia, in a nutshell.
When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol has its way.
Virgo is the smell of nature, but in a sexy way.
Writers begin with a grain of sand, and then create a beach.
The problem with working, I mean not self-employed, is that you have to get up and routinely do something that you do not want to do, plus you get talked down to, ordered around by twats, you know you...
Alcohol let's us go on a journey. It's like paying for a ride. It maybe a ride to nowhere, but at least we get to go on that ride that we paid for. And no journey is the same. We wake up next day, usu...
I was born with a broken key in my mouth.
I believe that the victims and their families should start lodging civil actions for negligence against the politicians. Allowing treasonous murderers into our countries, at the tragic cost to our cit...
Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it.
Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.
Politicians are people who learn not to blink, when they lie.
The purpose of life is to fall in love, and never get caught.
For many women, by the time they realize how beautiful they were, it is too late.
There are only two people in your life, they will either give you a negative feeling, or a warm feeling, when you think of them.
When you are gambling, though you probably do not know it, your mind is on the tide, the ebb and flow of the Universe, and there is no way to fight it. Going with the flow is the only option, so there...
The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read a book, is on a Monday, when everyone else is at work, as their depression will height...
I used to think meditation served the purpose of clearing my mind of dreams. Good and bad, dreams do affect us in our daily mood. Now I wonder if meditation unlocks them, utilizes the wisdom that has...
Anyone who craves an afterlife has not lived their life to the fullest.
Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.