I was born with a broken key in my mouth.
Virgo is the smell of nature, but in a sexy way.
Human beings are very skilled at pretending they are not what they are, and ignoring what is inside them. This includes ignoring their natural instincts, their primal instincts, because they have this...
Writers begin with a grain of sand, and then create a beach.
Better say gays are bad, or people might think I am gay.That's homophobia, in a nutshell.
When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol has its way.
The problem with working, I mean not self-employed, is that you have to get up and routinely do something that you do not want to do, plus you get talked down to, ordered around by twats, you know you...
I don't like the dark arts, but I like darkness in art.
The purpose of life is to fall in love, and never get caught.
Alcohol let's us go on a journey. It's like paying for a ride. It maybe a ride to nowhere, but at least we get to go on that ride that we paid for. And no journey is the same. We wake up next day, usu...
Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.
Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.
Every second in the air in Paris is art.
Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it.
For many women, by the time they realize how beautiful they were, it is too late.
There are only two people in your life, they will either give you a negative feeling, or a warm feeling, when you think of them.
I believe that the victims and their families should start lodging civil actions for negligence against the politicians. Allowing treasonous murderers into our countries, at the tragic cost to our cit...
Politicians are people who learn not to blink, when they lie.
When you are gambling, though you probably do not know it, your mind is on the tide, the ebb and flow of the Universe, and there is no way to fight it. Going with the flow is the only option, so there...
The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read a book, is on a Monday, when everyone else is at work, as their depression will height...