“ The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read a book, is on a Monday, when everyone else is at work, as their depression will height… Robert Black
“ So. Monday. We meet again.We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership. Julio Alexi Genao
“ When my phone chimes with a text message on Monday morning, I'm still in that dreamy state between sleep and awake where you can pretty much convince yourself of anything. Like that a teen Mick Jagger… Jessica Brody