It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
Human beans is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
Good day, Sir.
For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
Truth is more important than modesty
Words', he said, 'is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life. So you must simply try to be patient and stop squibbling. As I am telling you before, I know exactly what words I am wanting t...
We must hurry!’ said Mr. Wonka. ‘We have so much time and so little to do! No! Wait! Strike that! Reverse it!
There aren’t many funny bits in Mr Tolkien either,’ Matilda said.‘Do you think that all children’s books ought to have funny bits in them?’ Miss Honey asked.‘I do,’ Matilda said. ‘Children are not so...
Then there was a hard brown lozenge called the Tonsil Tickler. The Tonsil Tickler tasted and smelled very strongly of chloroform. We had not the slightest doubt that these things were saturated in the...
Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
The only sensible thing to do when you are attacked is, as Napoleon once said, to counter-attack.
The little pig began to prayBut Wolfie blew his house away.He shouted, Bacon, Pork, and Ham!Oh what a lucky wolf I am!And though he ate the pig quite fast,He carefully kept the tail till last.
She travelled all over the world while sitting in her little room in an English village.
Oh, my sainted aunt! Don't mention that disgusting stuff in front of me! Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners...
My dear young fellow,' the Old-Green-Grasshopper said gently, 'there are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven't started wondering about yet.
My darling, she said at last, are you sure you don't mind being a mouse for the rest of your life?I don't mind at all I said.It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like as long as somebody lov...
Me is the only one what won't be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants
Is she the only one at fault? For though she’s spoiled, and dreadfully so, A girl can’t spoil herself, you know. Who spoiled her, then? Ah, who indeed? Who pandered to her every need? Who turned her i...
I'm afraid men are not always quite as clever as they think they are. You will learn that when you get a bit older, my girl.
I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours and a fixed salary and very little original thinking to do. The life of a writer is absolute hell co...