“ I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a re… Roald Dahl
“ Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home. Roald Dahl
“ The more risks you allow children to take, the better they learn to take care of themselves. If you never let them take any risks, then I believe they become very prone to injury. Boys should be allow… Roald Dahl
“ My candle burns at both ends it will not last the night but arh my friends and oh my foes it gives a lovely light Roald Dahl
“ The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. She went to Africa with Ernest Hemingwa… Roald Dahl
“ The act of copulation is like that of picking the nose. It's all right to be doing it yourself but it is a singularly unattractive spectacle for the onlooker. Roald Dahl
“ It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. Roald Dahl
“ Some people when they have taken too much and have been driven beyond the point of endurance, simply crumble and give up. There are others, though they are not many, who will for some reason always be… Roald Dahl
“ A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not. Roald Dahl
“ If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. Roald Dahl
