And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every monster within a hundred miles. It's like sending up a flare: Here I am! Please rearrange my face!
And I could always set Coach Hedge on fire, Leo volunteered. Then he can be fire. The thought of a blazing satyr screaming, Die, scumbag! as he attacked Gaea was almost enough to make Piper laugh— alm...
Amos sipped his coffee. Sorry if that distubed you. Khufu's very picky. He only eats foods that end in -o. Doritos, burritos, flamingos.I blinked. Did you say-Carter, Sadie warned. She looked a little...
All [Sadie’s] previous attempts [of making a shabti (an Egyptian avatar of one’s self)] had exploded or gone haywire, terrorizing Khufu and the initiates. Last week she’d created a magical Thermos wit...
A weapon, I told Horus. I need a weapon.I reached into the Duat and pulled out an ostrich feather.Really? I yelled.Horus didn’t answer
A little background: Annabeth used to adventure with Hermes's son Luke. Over time, Annabeth developed a crush on Luke. As Annabeth got older, Luke developed feelings for her, too. Luke turned evil. He...
And I was holding someone who was destined to be my best friend, or possibly my worst enemy.
Just for you non-sea-god types out there, don't go swimming in New York Harbor. It may not be as filthy as it was in my mom's day, but that water will still probably make you grow a third eye or have...
Percy (to Annabeth): If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I'd pick you.Silena: Awww . . . Percy, that is so sweet!Annabeth: Shut up, Silena.
I let loose a guttural roar-the cry of a man who has been deprived of his rightful kibbeh. I drew my sword and smacked the eagle with flat of the blade
You have to flaunt the weird, my friends.
Shouldn't he pick on more interesting heroes, like the children of Thor? At least their dad had a movie franchise. Frey didn't even have his own cats. He had to borrow his sister's.
I remembered the myth about Andromeda and how she had been chained to a rock by her own parents as a sacrifice to a sea monster. Maybe she'd gotten too many F's on her report card or something.
I held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants.
[Annabeth]I might have a plan. It’ll be your turn to keep Serapis distracted.’Sadie frowned. ‘Did I mention I’m out of magic?’‘That’s okay,’ Annabeth said. ‘How are you at bluffing, lying and trash-ta...
ZEUS SUX and TYPHOEUS WUZ HERE.
You’re not getting away from me. Never again. - Percy
Your voice is your identity.
You want to know how Egyptians pulled the brains out of mummies. or built the pyramids, or cursed King Tut's tomb? My dad's your man.
You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?Dude, Percy said, I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm HUNGRY.