You're the last Olympian,' I said. 'And the most important.'
YEAH! WHO DIED? WHO CAME BACK? WHO’S YOUR FREAKIN’ SUPERSIZED McSHIZZLE NOW, BABY? WOOOOOOOO!
Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.
Why did adults have to be so thick? They always say tell the truth, and when you do, they don’t believe you. What’s the point?
Well, yes, I call it the Expando-Duck. It's perfect if you need a small metal duck. Or a larger metal duck.
Well . . . sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor.
We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.
We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy and all the other free samples my mom brought home from work. I guess I should explai...
We ran, plowing through another pile of peppers. [No, I didn't pick a peck of them, Sadie - just shut up.]
Waitress! Hedge called. Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.
Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.
True success requires sacrifice.
To my wonderful readers. Sorry about that apology for that last cliffhanger. I’ll try to avoid cliffhangers in this book. Well, except for maybe a few small ones... because I love you guys.
There’s nothing here, Carter said.What do you want? I asked. We’ve got wax, some toilet papyrus, an ugly statue.
The throne rumbled. A wave of gale-force anger slammed into me. The voice stopped abruptly, The anger retreated, which was a good thing, because just those two words had almost blasted my mind to shre...
The parrot eyed me cautiously, like he was forming a vague memory of unhappier times, before Jimmy Buffett and ganja.Noisy bastard, he decided.
The good thing is Jason and I both outrank you so we can both tell you to shut up.
The farm god rolled his eyes. He pointed at the corn plant, and BAM! Nico di Angelo appeared in an exposion of corn silk. Nico looked around in panic. I-I had the weirdest nightmare about popcorn.
The coach could do a goat-hoof tap dance around Nico’s head and the son of Hades wouldn’t even budge.
THE ONLY REASON FOR A MAN TO LIVE IS TO DIE