Wells points at me like P. T. Barnum showing off the dog-faced boy to the masses.
Were those statues there before? Buer waves his little cuttlefish tentacles and moves his finger across the paper. They’re new. A different icon for each of the Seven Noble Virtues. He’s not lying. Th...
We’re in front of a run-down little motel, the kind you see along Route 66, but not the quaint kind you stay in. It’s more like the ones where you check in for an hour and come out with crabs or what...
What I do know is that once said, Life is a bucket of shit with a barbed-wire handle.
What do you want me to do? says Kasabian. I don’t think Howard can get out of the bedroom, but if he does . . . I know. Punch him in the balls. You got it.
Whatever happened, he wasn't just Mason anymore. He was Mason and something else. Like God's older brother, who takes God's money, steals his car, and fucks his girlfriend. That's Mason now. A guy who...
When I was Downtown, I learned a lot about making threats. Make them big. Make them outrageous. You're never going to kick someone's ass. You're going to pull out their tongue and pour liquid nitrogen...
When she leaves I look from Daja to the Magistrate. I think your pet monkey is getting tired. Why don’t you throw it a banana and send it home?
You mean there are miserable, depressed assholes in Heaven, too? Of course. A lot? Enough. And they piss everyone off? They sure do. Good. She bumps her shoulder into mine. It’s nice to see you.
When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted out of Heaven and bored with Hell, wandered the Earth sticking little girls’ pigtails in inkwell...
When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn’t matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.
Don’t tell me who to kill and when. It unsettles my tranquil disposition.
When you’re drowning in Hell, even a cement life jacket can look good.
Where are we going? For ice cream. What’s your favorite flavor? Fuck you. That’s my favorite, too.
Wherever we are, it isn’t like the Tenebrae. No desert monotony. No spiked mountains. It’s more like forest land after a nuke attack. Bare, mossy skeleton-like trees and tough tangles of gray and gree...
With a coterie of unpleasant residents doing mischief with travelers. What’s a coterie? A somewhat large group. How large? Some say an army, said Ipos. But a minor one. Why didn’t you say so? It sound...
Words are weapons. They blast big bloody holes in the world. And words are bricks. Say something out loud and it starts turning solid. Say it out loud enough and it becomes a wall you can’t get throug...
Yes, there are vampires. Try to keep up.
You can take the boy out of the Devil but not the Devil out of the boy
You don't have to be afraid of me. Eugene likes you. Doc likes you. That means I like you. We're all family now. All the funny little people who live in the cracks of the world.
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