Even in an apocalypse like this, surely running out of Cokequalified as a disaster.
Eve: She told me last!Shane: Boyfriend!Michael: Landlord!Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!
Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane
Want to play baseball?’ she asked. Shane’s eyes opened, and he stopped stroking her hair. What?’ First base,’ she said. You’re already there.’ I’m not running the bases.’ Well, you could at least stea...
Oliver . . . well. Who knew if Oliver’s problem was the disease or just a bad attitude?
Oh, he is cute! Shane said in a fake girly voice. Gee, maybe we can ask him out!Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!
Losing one pint of blood's an accident. Losing two is carelessness.
It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.
If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed.
I had a good teacher.Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass.I mean you, dummy.
He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard, then pulled his hand back with a snap.Ah, he said. Must deactivate the security....Turn around, please.What?Turn around, Claire. It's a secure pas...
Bishop was all done with the witty conversation. 'Will you swear?'And Myrnin said, shockingly, 'I will.' And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords that made Claire blink. He ended with, '—frothy foo...
You know, I said to Michael, my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch. Too bad she isn't here, he said.
Yeah, I know. Terror Aerobics. Just wait until they get it at the gym. It'll be bigge than pilates. --Eve
There is no such thing as unlimited trust. At some point, all beings with free will can, and will, betray you when you're no longer pursuing the same goals.
Promise me you’ll marry me. Not now. Someday. Because I need to know.Claire felt a flutter inside, like a bird trying to fly, and a rush of heat that made her dizzy. And something else, something frag...
I never forget, Myrnin said in a choked whisper. Certainly not with your nails in my throat. They’re quite an excellent mnemonic device.
Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead, he called. And you said my dispersal system would never work!
Better be, Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. I could totally date somebody else, you know.And I could rent out your room.And I could put your game console on eBay.Hey, Shane protested. Now you're...