Eve: She told me last!Shane: Boyfriend!Michael: Landlord!Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!
Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it.
Shane talking to Claire - Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out to keep me here. Well, as long as you eventually...Shut up Claire said.
Losing one pint of blood's an accident. Losing two is carelessness.
If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
I so rarely have the chance to field-test anything. Amelie is so conservative about these things -Myrnin
I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed.
I had a good teacher.Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass.I mean you, dummy.
Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane
Bishop was all done with the witty conversation. 'Will you swear?'And Myrnin said, shockingly, 'I will.' And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords that made Claire blink. He ended with, '—frothy foo...
Yes, he said. I am sure. I double-checked everything after you went home yesterday. I even made a few improvements, just in case. The first part of that reassured her. The second part... not so much....
Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne
That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.
It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.
I never forget, Myrnin said in a choked whisper. Certainly not with your nails in my throat. They’re quite an excellent mnemonic device.
Claire. Wake up. She blinked and realized that her head was on Shane’s shoulder, and Michael was nowhere to be seen. Her first thought was, Oh my God, am I drooling? Her second was that she hadn’t rea...
Better be, Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. I could totally date somebody else, you know.And I could rent out your room.And I could put your game console on eBay.Hey, Shane protested. Now you're...
Well, Naomi said cheerfully, what’s the worst that can happen? They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities. But in the end, it was a better idea than Facebook.
Want to play baseball?’ she asked. Shane’s eyes opened, and he stopped stroking her hair. What?’ First base,’ she said. You’re already there.’ I’m not running the bases.’ Well, you could at least stea...
The vamp in McMann’s stared at me. I guess he didn’t like the Goth look. Most of them don’t; somehow they think I’m making fun of them.Which I totally am.