Marriage is a big word for all guys, Shane said. You know that. It’s kind of an allergy. We get itchy and sweaty just trying to spell it, much less do it.
Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!
What’s burning?Your brain.
I had a good teacher.Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass.I mean you, dummy.
Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne
I knew we’d wear them down,' Eve said. 'After all, we really are amazingly cool.' And now it was Eve’s turn for the high five with Shane. 'For a bunch of misfit geeks, slackers, and losers.''Which one...
Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it.
The second bathroom's downstairs - that's kind of the emergency backup bathroom when Shane's in there moussing his hair for like an hour or something.... Shane yelled from behind the closed door.
Ysandre hasdestroyed more lives than you can begin to imagine, starting with her own.’’ Myrnin’s eyes were dark and very, very serious. ‘‘Ifshe wants Shane, let her have him. She’ll be done with him s...
Parents had some kind of sin radar, Claire thought. They always called when you were in the middle of something you just knew they'd consider wrong. Or at least risky.
I stand corrected. Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell,
I think—I think it’s a big deal. Bigger for him and Eve than for most people.' Shane kept his eyes down, fixed on the sidewalk and the steps they were taking. 'Look, ask him, okay? This is girl talk....
I thought that you had stood up for the free will & rights of humans in this town.Depends on the human, Claire said. As far as I know, Hitler had a heartbeat, and I wouldn’t vote him to be in charge.
I would never build a lawn trimmer, Myrnin said. What did the lawn ever do to me?
What did I do? he said. Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!
Sure, she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. What could go wrong?Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror.Besides everything, I mean, she said.
It's not just a miracle; it's a miracle with chocolate. Best kind.
I'm gonna kill him, Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow.Stake him right in the heart, shove garlic up his ass, and-and-And what? (Michael)When did you get h...
Seriously, Shane said, this kind of is the worst situation we’ve ever been in, right?Speak for yourself, Michael said. I got myself killed last year. Twice.Oh yeah. You’re right—last year really sucke...
If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
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