It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data.—Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.
A man might share his wealth, but never his authority.
I need to stop running back to you in my mind all the time.
I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the pa...
The moon will guide you through the night with her brightness, but she will always dwell in the darkness, in order to be seen.
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...